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Friday, May 10, 2013
*Caution*Poison*Caution*Poison*Caution*
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saying Spanks To All That Have Visited
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Dear Dr. E.,
My wife left me this morning. I don't understand how this could happen. We have a perfect marriage, three wonderful kids and our relationship towards each other has been great. How could she take my kids from me during the holidays? I came home from work and found this note taped to the refrigerator:
Carl,
I will be at my mother's house at about 6:30. Thanks for understanding and I'm glad we had that talk last night. Sorry the kids and I will be away for the Christmas Season. You are welcome to join us if you can get away from work. I love you. See you soon.
Love,
Joanne
I guess divorce is our only option? I don't see any other way around it. I threw all my stuff out the front window onto the lawn just so that I could feel like she has some sort of remorse over the whole thing. How could someone be so mocking and say that they love you? I'm still having a hard time getting over how cold-hearted she is. What should I do? Where should I turn? I'm so confused.
Dr. E. Please help.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Dr. E. I was wondering...
Do you think it is unhealthy for family members to spend time away from each other during the Holidays? I ask this, because I would like to have a rip-roarin' good time during Thanksgiving and I want to share this with my bro's and sis's, but I d'not know if they share my same healthy enthusiasm. Also, I want to have a white elephant exchange, because I have been collecting a few white elephants and they are starting to take up too much room, plus they are eating me out of house and home. Please respond as soon as possible so that I can say "na na na na na" to my family naysayers.
Sincerely,
Gnome for the Holidays
Monday, October 27, 2008
Bum Fodder Rash
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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