
My office was perusing the countless references we have on file and came across this doozy of a condition. It is called maculopapular rash of bum fodder. I guess it comes on when you wipe too much. The symptoms are small red dots around,….. well you get the idea. I just wanted to let you know it was out there and that it is contagious. Always wash your hands after you use the facilities so you won’t spread it and leave some paper on the roll. No one wants to sit down and find the roll with like one or two wipes left. Some people need at least three to four. For those of you that are into like five or six, you need to slow down and consider the risks. Bum Fodder Rash is not something to play around with.
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And all this time I thought Hemorrhoids were the grossest thing you could have down in the unspeakable, but I guess I was wrong.
Dear Gwen,
Yes , and Yes. Unspeakables and what not. Very painful. Very gross. Most people just have surgery for their hemorrhoids or not.
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