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4 comments:
I love this mans.
Dear Dr. E,
I am the inventor of pretty much the best dance move ever...at least it was UNTIL the one person I taught how to do it choreographed a new move. Is it ethical for me to steal the move, claim the choreography as mine, and patent the move as my signature move since this guy really made my move look amateur? I pretty much can see how this move can pretty much impress the ladies...pretty much. Please help Dr. E.
The Dancin' Fool
Dear Bucky,
I loves yous mans toos.
Thanks Bunches,
Drs. Es.
Dear Bucky,
In all actuality, I have confirmations with my staffing facilities and we are currently hiring for a medical "E" nurse. The main requisite is that you portray the best dance moves, so in regards to your previously mentioned bilateral question, Yes. It is appropriate to steal the moves, claim them as yours and delete all evidence to the contrary but only to secure the best job known to mankind in the history of the world in this universe, during this century. This job, see I was referring to the E nursing job that we have available. Oh, you also have to have an E Nursing Degree but if you have the best dance moves than that proves your worth and degree-ness. Hit me up with the rest of your resume and we can resume this subject after I have subjected you to more symbologizm.
Thanks bunches,
Dr E.
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