We are going on close to a year now of this site helping others and the higher powers have yet to shut us down.So, that being said, grab a kid and give him a good whack on us. It will make you feel better and keep some random kid in line.
It's just what the doctor ordered.
3 comments:
Sharleen of Little Rock wrote:
Dear Dr. E,
Good advice, I felt immediately better after following your suggestion on "Spanking Random Children" but I think I may have overdosed. I couldn't remember how many you said to take and whacked three in succession. I don't feel so good now that I have lost my job and and the parents of the children are suing me for all I have.
What should I do?
Please Help Dr. E. you have always been there for me.
Dear Sharleen of Little Rock,
We are sorry for the inconvenience you placed yourself in and regret to inform you that our office cannot involve ourselves in legal matters.
We have lawyers for that and would suggest that you invest in one. I am a doctor for crying out loud, not a lawyer, so pertaining to the medical side of your letter I can tell you that, yes, you did overdose. (English 101 sweetheart, a child = 1, a couple children = 2, and a few children = three or more.)
There is nothing you can do now. You will just have to ride out the crap storm you created.
We sure are glad we could help you there Sharleen.
Your friendly E-Doctor,
Dr. E.
I love you, too.
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